“Noah” Latest Salvo In The “War On Christianity”

The Christian dominated conservative press is having a field day with the release of “Noah”. With a little hyperbole and creative molding of the truth they have made the release of this rework of the Old Testament tale into the latest attack by us sly Atheists on their faith.

Breitbart has dedicated 5 stories (basically the same thing repeated 5 times by different authors) to Noah, 4 of them in the very top headline section! I’ve also seen numerous reports on virtually all the shows on the Fox news lineup for the past week now.

Apparently it’s simply not acceptable to use a Bible story as the basis for a movie designed to ENTERTAIN and not preach. You see the writers and director of Noah chose not to follow the exact Biblical story of Noah and made a few modifications to appeal to a wider audience rather than take the Mel Gibson route and make a gritty gore porn version of how God got pissed off and decided to drown everyone on Earth except Noah and his family- and the animals of course. Blasphemy!!!!

So, it’s obviously just another salvo launched against the good God fearin’ folk by us evil Godless heathens. I’ve seen “Noah” described in various articles as “a sinister plot” and a “genius piece of (atheist) propagandizing”. Damn they’re on to us. Call a secret meeting of the Vast World Atheist Conspiracy (or VWAC for short) ruling committee immediately!

It always amazes me how much Christians seem to get torqued about stuff like this. They must not have as much faith as they think they do if they find “Noah” a threat worthy of a response like this.